Tomorrow will be all the rage The plans were perfect from the start I cannot wait to play a part In all my wisdom, all my sage
My cap, my mask, my earphones in I brave the world outside at last I make it to the pupils' lair What’s this? Have I forgot my speaker’s pass
No worries, it must be in my bag somewhere I always keep it in this pocket I’ll know it when I see the docket Except, of course, my bag’s not here
It seems I have some time to kill I will go get my pass from home Well curious, my keys are gone What else? Did I forget about the grill?
Is my apartment even locked? I have no way to get in now I may as well go back and plea To let me in with no degree
I will to be admitted in! Oh ma'am, we skipped your turn There was no time. We’ll send you a certificate online.