Hey! You! Yes you, I don't see much anyone else.
What're you doing here? Reading? Well, aren't you the obvious one.
Anyway, I don't think you should be reading this. It's my author's first work, and well, it can't be much of a good story if it includes me...
Seriously, why are you still here?
Stop going onto a new page... trust me, you don´t wanna read this.
Oh, you´re still here? Well, I suppose you´ll be gone soon anyway.
While you stay here, I suppose you might get to know me.
I don´t really know what I look like, I´m just here, on this screen.
Now I feel stupid for talking to myself. You aren´t responding, I presume, and if you are, I can´t hear you.
It´s not my fault I don´t have much to say anyway. Most narrators are given a character to write about. Usually a hero, saving the world and such.
Me? I´m no hero. So how could this book possibly be about me?
Well, I´ve already taken up too much of your time.. I´m sorry! Well, hopefully I can see you again..