Ping dong, the sound of the intercom rings over a filled ship cabin, while a cheerful attendant makes an almost robotic announcement.
"Ladies and gentlemen, at this time we ask you to prepare your belongings and selves in their proper places while the ship undergoes suppression of nonzero temperature, phase transition.
As we converge on quantum criticality the commander asks that you stay in your quarters.
Once the ship has reached criticality we will absolutely define our position and state in the known universe, which will allow us to travel at 10C.
Once the ship's modulus position and speed are defined another announcement will be made informing you it is safe to leave your quarters,
welcoming you to join in the festivities on board while we travel to Proxima Centauri b.
On behalf of Heisenberg Express, I'd like to thank you for choosing us for your Interplanetary travel and wish you a pleasant journey.
Remember Heisenberg Express defies natural physics for your travel convenience!"