Crazy Woman Driver
Crazy Woman Driver


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missrebeccaann I earned a Ph.D. in misplacing car keys
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"if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will" Walt Disney 101 Dalmations

Image Credit: Cruella Deville 101 Dalmations Walt Disney Productions

Crazy Woman Driver

You cut me off in traffic in your giant SUV. No blinker or no warning, no hospitality. You did get a gesture from my graceful lifted finger. My middle phalange was raised with some vigor.

I hope you have full coverage because I’m about to start a claim. I’ll set my car in over drive and push you off my lane. I’m a crazy woman driver. You’ll find out in time with screeching whitewall tires, vengeance will be mine.

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