A Typical Visit From Mary Jane
A Typical Visit From Mary Jane poem stories

missrebeccaann I earned a Ph.D. in misplacing car keys
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"I wanna talk to Samson! " Sir Smoke A-Lot from the movie Half Baked

"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons." Brian from the movie Half Baked

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A Typical Visit From Mary Jane

My best friend Mary Jane is coming to my lair, I have to get ready, I need to prepare.

French onion dip with chips will be a necessity. Popcorn, peanut butter, ice cream and pizza definitely. Coke, sprite, Oreo's, with a giant bag of pretzels, Hershey’s, Cheetos, can’t forget about the Skittles.

I will breathe her in just as I did before. Hilarity will disembark, I’m sure. We will roar with laughter until our stomachs are sore, Eat then pass out on my living room floor.

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