(Explicit Language, Sexual Content, also, If you are religous, you will probably find this poem to be offensive)
Denominations are a club of the Christian faith but, the girls are not that holy. Their sluts for heavens sake. Catholics like to get down on a bended knee. They open wide after the blessed trinity.
Pentecostals wear skirts with no panties underneath. They want easy access for the men they want to please. Methodists are hypocrites. They really are a tease. Pretending they are sacred with lost virginity's.
Mormons like to dry hump in special underwear, every night before they say their evening prayers. Baptists are the worst at the annual Pot-Luck. Searching high and low for anyone to fuck.
“What about the boys?” Why would you even ask? We don’t have to worry. We always get a pass. This applies to only girls but, males have permission to test the sexual waters no matter our religion
It does not really matter what faith we belong too. We are not harshly judged for our un-pure attributes. Women are Madonnas. They can’t be sexual. They have to make our babies. That’s all you need to know.