Stupid computer is broke.
Just like supreme leader Snoke.
I have to write on my phone.
The only option I own.
So I will get a new one,
and that should be lots of fun.
It will come at a great cost.
But if I can't write I'm lost.
So the money I will spend.
My poetry will not end.
Writing with phones slows me down.
So I'll make the drive to town.
It will mean a bit more debt.
Glad I don't owe Bobba Fett.
He'd freeze me in carbonite.
Then I'd never get to write.
So in case you haven't heard,
now you know that I'm a nerd.
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