by mintchippoodle (Updated frequently)
Fingers were just mini extensions growing out of our arms?
People: Why are you so quiet?
Me: I chose not to pollute the silence by having useless noise emanating from my mouth.
Annoying Kid: You're such a weirdo.
Me: It takes a professional one to know one.
What would an American accent sound like to people around the world while we are speaking their language?
Your favorite fictional character came over to your house as a foreign exchange student?
When a worker at a seafood restaurant tries to quit working,
Do the other employees sing "Under the Sea" to try and get them to stay?
I'll be updating as I have more crazy thoughts and comebacks