"Where is it written in a one-sided society that a MAN can't be beautiful??"
"Hey, my favorite shirt!... You said it was stolen by Canadians!"
"Pants are for SQUARES!"
"Electricity bills are for squares... LIKE PANTS!"
"It looks and feels like I'm getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat!"
"I'll just feel like a woman named Linda." (Puts on lipstick)
"And this is where I put a trophy. IF I HAD ONE!"
"Hey, nice door! If they made a pencil out of it, it would be a #1!"
"Timmy-O's? Those are for pack mules!"
Timmy's Dad: My dreams where shattered years ago Timmy: How many years ago? TImmy's Dad: How old are you?