New year's last year I met yr mistress at a party with indoor portos. She was wearing open toed shoes. Before I knew who she was I thought, ew. I meant to leave, but settled for blood tests & 8 or 10 days late (as it were) You gave me a sweatshirt cost two months rent. I couldn't figure out what i was meant to do with it.
New year's last year I met yr mistress at a party with indoor portos.
She was wearing open toed shoes. Before I knew who she was I thought, ew.
I meant to leave, but settled for blood tests
& 8 or 10 days late (as it were)
You gave me a sweatshirt cost... revenge stories
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merricatmonzano
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Rice cooker

New year's last year I met yr mistress at a party with indoor portos. She was wearing open toed shoes. Before I knew who she was I thought, ew. I meant to leave, but settled for blood tests & 8 or 10 days late (as it were) You gave me a sweatshirt cost two months rent. I couldn't figure out what i was meant to do with it.

Yr pedicured girlfriend implored me to break yr heart for the both of us. She told me she'd gotten a rice cooker for Christmas. I lost myself and laughed my ass off. Who the fuck buys a rice cooker for a partner and then just thinks, yeah, this is a good gift?

Anyway, we closed the relationship & then you broke your windshield & then my dashboard & then my hand & then we ended the relationship. But I still don't have a rice cooker.

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