“Anybody can meme at 25...”

“Felt convert, might delete later. Idk.”

"What's wrong?"

One needs a beard to preach God’s Word.

“Life is a dream.”

"What was your superpower when you were alive?"

“Speak!”

“Do you have pets?”

"There is nothing like the equality of the law."

“Stop saying it.”

"If I die, I'll be the important one."

"You're insufferable."

"Nobody has done less evil in a life than me."

"If you're going to fight, then just go home!"

"Today we would call this gossip, students, but since it's in Latin what do we call it?"

"Why do you sleep until noon?"

"I would lie for you."

"You are going to hell."

"I'm as happy as these fresh-cut flowers."