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marius
marius Off-grid poet
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Safety first.

CONTROL

"I'm a schizophrenic. May I have some lawn darts?"

"Lord no! Those were outlawed in 1988 after two children died!"

"I'm also violent and angry. May I have a Kinder Surprise Egg?"

"Heaven's no. Those have been outlawed since the 1970's, too many children could be at risk of choking!"

"I'm also a patriot. May I have that military grade assault rifle with large capacity magazine?"

"It's your God given right, young man! Were you looking to pay cash or would you be interested in a payment plan? On approved credit of course."

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