Cashier- Welcome to McDonald's fuckface. Whatcha want?
Yeah can i get uhh large cup filled with tarter.
Along with that i need uhh whole bag of uncooked fries dumped in the floor, scooped back up put in the steamer and thrown in the dumpster outback, ill retrieve them there.
And i also need 4 pieces of pattie meat, dropped in the grease trap and topped with handsoap.
Cashier: Will that be it for yuh?
Did i say that'd be it for me? Thats rhetorical, dont answer. Im thinking i need uhhh whole box of the mcribs, so i can make me a few more pairs of Chinese flip flops.
And i also need, 3 oreo mcflurries hold the ice cream and oreo.
Along with that i need uhh copy of that vhs tape that had Ronald McDonald , Grimace, and the Hamburglar in it where they are on the open ocean and they get sucked into a giant whirlpool,
and have to fight a giant octopus or some shit. And i also need a 50 pc of dangerously undercooked fish filets that have been sitting on a trey with room temp chicken, drizzled in bleach.
And i think thats about it.
Cashier: Ok, so we got a number 14 hold the lettuce an....
Oh, can i also get a Hi-C with that?
Cashier: Oh im sorry, we dont have that anymore.
Well in that case, cancel my order.