My McDonald's order.
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Cashier- Welcome to McDonald's fuckface. Whatcha want? Yeah can i get uhh large cup filled with tarter.

My McDonald's order.

Cashier- Welcome to McDonald's fuckface. Whatcha want?

Yeah can i get uhh large cup filled with tarter.

Along with that i need uhh whole bag of uncooked fries dumped in the floor, scooped back up put in the steamer and thrown in the dumpster outback, ill retrieve them there.

And i also need 4 pieces of pattie meat, dropped in the grease trap and topped with handsoap.

Cashier: Will that be it for yuh?

Did i say that'd be it for me? Thats rhetorical, dont answer. Im thinking i need uhhh whole box of the mcribs, so i can make me a few more pairs of Chinese flip flops.

And i also need, 3 oreo mcflurries hold the ice cream and oreo.

Along with that i need uhh copy of that vhs tape that had Ronald McDonald , Grimace, and the Hamburglar in it where they are on the open ocean and they get sucked into a giant whirlpool,

and have to fight a giant octopus or some shit. And i also need a 50 pc of dangerously undercooked fish filets that have been sitting on a trey with room temp chicken, drizzled in bleach.

And i think thats about it.

Cashier: Ok, so we got a number 14 hold the lettuce an....

Oh, can i also get a Hi-C with that?

Cashier: Oh im sorry, we dont have that anymore.

Well in that case, cancel my order.

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