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mannbleakblandA legend not yet heard of.
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Its the future, the year is 2003. Humans have finally taken back the the recipe for chicken noodle soup, but the bacon is still haunted. The one world government has outlawed shitting in public streets, and frog and guinea pig dna is being spliced to make super soldiers with incredibly large mouths and cheeks.

Haunted Bacon

Its the future, the year is 2003. Humans have finally taken back the the recipe for chicken noodle soup, but the bacon is still haunted.

The one world government has outlawed shitting in public streets, and frog and guinea pig dna is being spliced to make super soldiers with incredibly large mouths and cheeks.

The recession hit hard , smearing peanut butter on the roof of a dogs mouth is no longer profitable.

The 3rd most popular career field is drinking slushies super fast to get brain freeze, the 1rd is having no idea what to do and saying to hell with further education,

but the bacon is still haunted.

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