some weird crap that my friends say
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luxeish
luxeish on the verge of a mental breakdown tbh
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so uh, my friends have issues

some weird crap that my friends say

"it's on the ground, i have to step on it!"

"would you rather have your neck chopped or be addicted to something"

*runs into three of us talking* "ONION GRASS"

*crushes lollipop on ground* "Guys we need to make a satanic circle around it now"

"(to the tune of Megalovania) DO DO DO DO DODODO DO DO DO"

"it's deformed grape entertainment! you can eat it, peel it, yeet it at your siblings, and even crush it with a car!"

"my name is arson man"

"The school isn't calling the teachers to evict students, they are evicting them over the intercom"

"My eyeballs almost just :sparkles: got removed :sparkles:"

"i just may have cursed my laptop to obsleocion"

"WHAT DO YOU NEED" "YOUR KNEECAPS" "YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE" "BUT I'M HUNGRY"

"Spokre"

"Octobre has ascended"

"PEOPLE VOTED, TRUMP WAS YOTED"

"VOTE OR GET YOTE"

"I think everyone in alaska just like died and will respawn in a few days"

"I think my kneecap is non-existent"

"Define 'thingy'" "Thingy: Thingy"

"Aaaaaaaaaa why am i here what happened is everyone dead"

"Realization happens: *inhale* i get to sleep tomorrow!! :DDDDDDDDDD"

"No you heard al-ge-bruh moment(tm)"

*looks at the freshly mowed grass* "IS thIS SaLAD??"

"Just got almost beheaded by a Frisbee, feeling good (and decently terrified)"

"Would you like some leaf powder? it only costs your soul!"

"i have fallen due to self"

"would you like some free spinal trauma?"

"i wonder if anyone would drink me, since I'm genderfluid"

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