The Minivan Marathon (Avengers)
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Scott Lang and Clint Barton have it out on who's minivan is superior. Meanwhile, the Avengers must decide who's in charge of taking Peter Parker to school.

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The Minivan Marathon (Avengers)

Scott Lang: Hey Clint, we need to talk about your minivan.

Clint Barton: You mean "The Quiver"?

Scott: You seriously named your van that? Man, that is awesome. That minivan has some swag...BUT IT'S NOTHING NEXT TO THE EL DORADO

Clint: EL DORADO COULDN'T MAKE IT ONE TRIP 'ROUND THE BLOCK, PAL. THE QUIVER WOULD CRUSH IT

Scott: EL DORADO HAS PERSONALITY

Clint: THE QUIVER HAS ARROWS

Natasha Romanoff: And some case files in the glove compartment...—what? They're so much more interesting to read than Vogue.

Sam Wilson: Are you guys really fighting over your soccer mom cars?

Peter Parker: Can one of them give me a ride to school?

Tony Stark: No, they can't. Minivans are dangerous machines and have incredibly puny engines.

Scott: No they don't. El Dorado would crush your Lamborghini into dust.

Tony: Right, Lang. I'll drive Parker to school.

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