Scott Lang: Hey Clint, we need to talk about your minivan.
Clint Barton: You mean "The Quiver"?
Scott: You seriously named your van that? Man, that is awesome. That minivan has some swag...BUT IT'S NOTHING NEXT TO THE EL DORADO
Clint: EL DORADO COULDN'T MAKE IT ONE TRIP 'ROUND THE BLOCK, PAL. THE QUIVER WOULD CRUSH IT
Scott: EL DORADO HAS PERSONALITY
Clint: THE QUIVER HAS ARROWS
Natasha Romanoff: And some case files in the glove compartment...—what? They're so much more interesting to read than Vogue.
Sam Wilson: Are you guys really fighting over your soccer mom cars?
Peter Parker: Can one of them give me a ride to school?
Tony Stark: No, they can't. Minivans are dangerous machines and have incredibly puny engines.
Scott: No they don't. El Dorado would crush your Lamborghini into dust.
Tony: Right, Lang. I'll drive Parker to school.