Bucky Barnes: Hey Commaful. I love your poems, guys. I've really been in a bad place lately, and reading your cool stories has really boosted my mood. (I used the word cool correctly, right? Twenty-first century slang is weird.)
Bucky Barnes: Since you guys are so helpful, I was hoping you could lend a hand. I was looking through some of Natasha's S.H.I.E.L.D. files and they got mixed up...could you guys help me identify which Avenger is which?
1. S.H.I.E.L.D. PERSONNEL FILE
DESCRIPTION: - Loves arrows. - Has been an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. for years; recruited Agent Natasha Romanoff. - Has a secret farm, where his family lives.
2. S.H.I.E.L.D. PERSONNEL FILE
DESCRIPTION: - Codename is a deadly type of spider. - Was born in -REDACTED-, Russia. - Has red hair.
3. S.H.I.E.L.D. PERSONNEL FILE
DESCRIPTION: - Born and raised in Wakanda, Africa. - Attended the Sokovia Accords signing. - Does not like ice.
4. S.H.I.E.L.D. PERSONNEL FILE
DESCRIPTION: - Worked for evil nazi organization, Hydra, for years against his will. - Fought in World War-REDACTED- - Has a secret stash of journals, concerning his past.
5. S.H.I.E.L.D. PERSONNEL FILE
DESCRIPTION: - Previously married; divorced. Has daughter of age-REDACTED- - Master's degree in electrical engineering. - Served 3-year sentence in San Quentin State Prison.
Bucky Barnes: Comment below with the right answers! Thank you so much for your help, guys. The first person to get it right gets a secret surprise! (No, it's not me. Why do people keep asking that?)