Best Lines from The UNA—THOR—IZED Biography of Evangeline Green
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Funniest UNA—THOR—IZED cuts from the series~

Best Lines from The UNA—THOR—IZED Biography of Evangeline Green

“Not Clint’s murder chickens.”

“COME ON, PEOPLE! I MISSED THE BACHELORETTE LAST NIGHT BECAUSE STEVE WANTED TO WATCH THE NAZI WEEK SPECIAL ON THE DOCUMENTARY CHANNEL. IT’S ALWAYS NAZI WEEK. I AM GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS HERE. LET ME EAVESDROP IN PEACE.”

"I am Groot!"

"I am Groot."

"I am Groot."

“And there’s your big chunk of meat, Chris Hemsworth—I mean Thor.”

“Dollar in the jar, Capsicle,”

“I said arse.”

“Arse? Are you kidding me? That's even worse, Parker probably doesn't even know what that word means it's so ancient.”

“It means ass, Mr. Stark.”

“Hi, Bosley.”

“How can someone date vision?”

“When love is blind.”

“Ugh. Being an adult is exhausting. Never become one.”

“Hey Thor, can we vote in Admiral Shuri of Dragonstone as our new Asgardian general? I think she’d be good for the job.”

"Tiny Stark!"

"Tiny Texan!"

"Carol of the bells. Or should I say: hell."

"Tiny Stark!"

"Tiny Texan!"

“The fridge is full of Rocket’s severed collection of body parts anyway.”

"Tiny Stark!"

"Tiny Texan!"

“Victory, peasants! Yes!”

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