New year’s: Baby veal for the baby new year! Add baby asparagus and potatoes!!
Valentine’s day: two turtle doves with artichoke hearts
President’s day: elephant and donkey, lots of hots sauce and empty promises dishes
St. Patrick Day: pickled snake, in green beer with whisky sides Easter: rabbit with chocolate covered raisons and hard boiled eggs
Memorial day: left overs
4th of july: bald eagle, need to catch your own, flaming baked Alaska with sparklers
Labor day: soylent green!!!! It’s made from people!!!
Halloween: bat and black cat pot pies, eye of newt soup, skeleton finger sandwhiches
Christmas: venison, with blitzen and dasher ribs, elfin Cornish game hen’s