Themed holiday meals for the twisted and fun
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A fun holidays menus list for something different

Themed holiday meals for the twisted and fun

New year’s: Baby veal for the baby new year! Add baby asparagus and potatoes!!

Valentine’s day: two turtle doves with artichoke hearts

President’s day: elephant and donkey, lots of hots sauce and empty promises dishes

St. Patrick Day: pickled snake, in green beer with whisky sides Easter: rabbit with chocolate covered raisons and hard boiled eggs

Memorial day: left overs

4th of july: bald eagle, need to catch your own, flaming baked Alaska with sparklers

Labor day: soylent green!!!! It’s made from people!!!

Halloween: bat and black cat pot pies, eye of newt soup, skeleton finger sandwhiches

Christmas: venison, with blitzen and dasher ribs, elfin Cornish game hen’s

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