June 2018 Prompt:
"Can I punch him in the face?"
"Can I just break his nose a little?"
June 2018 Word: Scrumdiddlyumptious
My Naughty Hand
I love a girl. She is beautiful and mad. She is funny and crazy and sometimes she is angry. I have known her my whole life. You know that one thing you would do anything for, that's her.
Sometimes she hurts me but she doesn't mean it. Somehow I know she loves me too. Sometimes she hurts others. But that can't be helped. It's not her fault. When she slaps, when she throws things.
When she grabs food off your plate and stuffs it in your mouth, saying "Scrumdiddlyumptious!" , you just have to laugh it off.
And when she asks, "Can I punch him?" And you say NO! And she says, "Can I just break his nose a little?" And then does it anyway. You know she would act differently if she could.
It was a car accident. They had a fancy name for it. Simplified, it's right and left brain separation. But I just call her My Hand.