Please sit down, the test results are back in.
And do make sure you're sitting.
I know I said things were looking good,
and that you would be a programmer
with a good middle class job.
It seems as if those symptoms
of running off to the library during class
to read history books and
poems have gotten worse
and we will now need a new course of treatment.
You must stop writing verses in class
you must not daydream while
boring men entitled to your time
go on and on.
You must not fantasize leaving
quarantine to go to the 1920s with your dog.
Write your papers and
find a good middle class job
where you may get an hour a
night to write, but you must
listen to the boring man, entitled to your time, instead.
That, we medical professionals believe
will cure you of being a