Nobody ever teaches the physically disabled how to have sex.
Porn mostly avoids the subject and
angsty fanfiction misses most of the clumsy
and frustrating reality.
That's where I come in.
I am an expert with all sorts of
human bodies with their hidden
bells, whistles, easter eggs, and cheat codes.
I played teacher once for a messed up girl
and her disheartened partners.
They observed my work and
took notes like students at lecture.
My students in this situation were both military vets who
were very hands on and
exceptionally fast learners.
I taught them to support their girlfriend's hips
and to not dive into things
but to work slowly.
I taught them how they could do this
to one another
and to her
and them all to me.
I showed them how to support
torn and crooked limbs while
all sorts of fun things.
What once took them hours of
pain and frustration
went down to a toe curling solid half hour