Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb!
Who tries to be a Jedi?
Why is Han a loner?
Because he's solo.
Who works at a restaurant?
Why didn't Luke cross the road?
Because he got a ticket for skywalking!
I don't like gluten-free wookiee treats.....
they're a little Chewie
Elephant + Darth Vader?