best friends — a convo story
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in which a boy calls his best friend just to annoy him

best friends — a convo story

“THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH 5SOS AND 1D? LIKE, CAMILA CABELLO RELEASED HER FIRST ALBUM ALREADY!”

“and how am i suppose to answer that?”

“BY BEING A GOOD BEST FRIEND AND A GOOD BEST FRIEND CARES FOR HIS BEST FRIEND.”

“good night, brook.”

this is a story about a young man annoying the hell out of his best friend whenever he calls him

rory sanders (21) is best of friends with brooklyn milwaukee (21), always and has been for the past twenty-one years of their lives. click on as their friendship bloom and cripple.

1

“hEY!”

“what?”

“HEEEEYY!!”

“WHAT DO YOU WANT?”

“simmer down, simmer down-”

“oH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-”

[ rory ended the call. ]

2

“hey.”

“don't start with me again.”

“nah, don't you worry, child.”

“what is it now?”

“in a scale of 1 to ashton irwin-”

“nope. goodbye, brooklyn. it's been nice talking to ya, fren.”

[ rory ended the call. ]

3

“hey, rory. my bae, my daddy, my king, my son, my princess, my boo, my sweetheart, my everything, my future husband, the father of my future children—”

“the fuck, bro.”

“HAVE YOU HEARD M A N I A YET?!”

“no, and i never will.”

“HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT SHIT TO ME, YOU FUCKING DISGRACE!”

“do you actually have a real reason why you're calling me? i'm busy.”

“WELL, HAVE YOU READ THE BIBLE, RORY?”

“yes, i frequently do so.”

“IT SAYS THERE, 'WHOEVER WHO DOES NOT LISTEN TO M A N I A BY FALL OUT BOY SHALL BE SENT TO PERDITION.'”

“cool. i love suffering. that's practically my kink.”

“rory, why the fuck are you being the person you are right now?”

“because this is just the way i am?”

“please buy and stream their album.”

“brooklyn, i'm not wasting my money and time for that shit.”

“jesus is pissed, rory. bye. forget we're even friends.”

[ brooklyn ended the call. ]

4

“rory? i just realized something,”

“what?”

“i want to be a priest; i wanna be a part of the church.”

[ rory chokes and coughs in the background. ]

“excuse me?! where's the real brooklyn milwaukee?”

“i'm gonna preach about the teachings of our saviours, 5 seconds of summer-”

“okay, brook, i think-”

“how they saved the world with their amazing grace and talents-”

“brook-”

“we're gonna sing their songs throughout the mass, something religious like pizza-”

“oh, god, brookly-”

“and during consecration, i'll drink their cums and eat the bread with their sweats-”

“BROOKLYN! YOU'RE DISRESPECTING THE HOLY EUCHARIST!”

“call me father brooklyn, dear son.”

“please stop.”

“i'm just kidding, rory. you know i'm gonna be a fucking porn star.”

[ rory chokes once again. ]

“I'M GONNA BE A FUCKING EXHIBITIONIST-”

[ rory has ended the call. ]

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