Time (Little Miss Muffet)
Time (Little Miss Muffet)  mental illness stories

lalalabutterfly Hopelessly lost but forever hopeful.
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Poor Little Miss Muffet should've eaten broccoli instead.
Perversions part 4.

Time (Little Miss Muffet)

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider who sat down beside her

And frightened Miss Muffet away.

She ran and she ran

Until she dropped down dead.

Poor Little Miss Muffet

Should've eaten broccoli instead.

Older Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Drinking a full glass of malt.

Along came a spider who slid right inside her

She never survived that assault.

Her grave is unknown

She had no one for fun.

There's none left that wonder

Why she would never run.

Dying Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating the last piece of bread.

Along came a spider who stood right behind her

And took everything but a thread.

She can't see, she can't hear

She can no longer breathe.

Poor, lonely Miss Muffet

Is now evermore down beneath.

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