Tiffany Ladycat.
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kimanimungai
kimanimungai Shakespeare's spawn.
Autoplay OFF   •   22 days ago
This post has no direction whatsoever.
Maybe it's funny.
Maybe it's not.

Tiffany Ladycat.

I'm sure you've guessed by now,

I'm sure you've guessed by now, I'm a cat.

Check out this boood,

Check out this boood, the fur

And the nails.

Yaaas

Meow

Puuur.

I think it's time to lick my balls.

Do female cats have balls?

Anyway, I need to lick something.

Here Tiffy tiffy tiffy

Wait

who was that.

I need to hug him and sit on him

Sit on his nose, so that he can breathe all my love.

Urgh. This love is too much.

Tinkle tinkle tinkle

Oh there he is.

It's the human that brings me food.

Food in a can.

Why can't you be nice and bring me a pigeon one day instead

Why can't you be nice and bring me a pigeon one day instead Jimmy.

Let me not stare so he can call me again.

Here Tiffy tiffy tiffy.

Pfft.

Pfft. As if.

Continues to lick balls.

Wait.

What's that I see.

Tiffany Ladycat. iagnuM ™Kimani

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