I'm sure you've guessed by now,
I'm sure you've guessed by now, I'm a cat.
Check out this boood,
Check out this boood, the fur
And the nails.
I think it's time to lick my balls.
Do female cats have balls?
Anyway, I need to lick something.
Here Tiffy tiffy tiffy
who was that.
I need to hug him and sit on him
Sit on his nose, so that he can breathe all my love.
Urgh. This love is too much.
Tinkle tinkle tinkle
Oh there he is.
It's the human that brings me food.
Food in a can.
Why can't you be nice and bring me a pigeon one day instead
Why can't you be nice and bring me a pigeon one day instead Jimmy.
Let me not stare so he can call me again.
Here Tiffy tiffy tiffy.
Pfft. As if.
Continues to lick balls.
What's that I see.
Tiffany Ladycat. iagnuM ™Kimani