You say your personality is just a bonus
To your stunning looks
I'm reminded of a high school teacher
Who once gave us extra credit
For a whole one percent on the final exam
(Not even our final mark
Just the exam
A whole one percent)
What a bogus bonus
Your shitty personality
To go with your mediocre looks
Under your frat boy hair with the carefully placed snapback
Beer-stained tank top with the Chinos
Oh, you're an econ major?
Well whatever you're selling
Well whatever you're selling I definitely want none.