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jojojello
jojojello if you know who I am, could you show me?
Autoplay OFF   •   a year ago
What a bonus.

Generic Brand Bargain Bro

You say your personality is just a bonus

To your stunning looks

I'm reminded of a high school teacher

Who once gave us extra credit

For a whole one percent on the final exam

(Not even our final mark

Just the exam

A whole one percent)

What a bogus bonus

Your shitty personality

To go with your mediocre looks

Under your frat boy hair with the carefully placed snapback

Beer-stained tank top with the Chinos

Oh, you're an econ major?

Well whatever you're selling

Well whatever you're selling I definitely want none.

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