Johnn_johnsonn

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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
What is Dead
I now keep it a hunnit-- so long and thanks for all the likes! Quotes from aSoIaF, naturally.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Red Flags
A poem based on several relationships pursued by myself and others, which relationships and pursuits all seemed to have some rough stuff in common. Please apply your own pronouns/names.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Hunt in this Area
Based on that old gem, 'Oregon Trail', and also-- the Oregon Trail. Opining lost ages and species. Moonlighting.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
The Royal Rider
Some rationale behind a minor revolt. The peasants are...
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
AITAH
Based on a subreddit.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
'Goosebumps' [TM]
Started off as a joke tweet. Kinda funny I thought. I don't remember most of those books... repressed em.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
How to Get ABS
...in metaphor. Sorry! Sorry for all of it...
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
SportsCasting
Sports guys get really excited about seemingly very silly things, nowadays.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Those Golden Days
Things are never quite as good as you remember... if you can remember.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
'God's Plan'
One side of a heated debate.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Vault 42
Just a poeme based on a throw-away Vault mentioned in the Fallout franchise.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Blue Corolla
A very brief poeme about love and loss. In a high-pop age...
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
And If This Be the End Times...
A poeme for the 'now'.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Blue Harvest
A star wars parody but call the first movie 'a no hope'. I tagged it as 'poetry'... 'it's like poetry, it's *bad*.' --george lucas
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
A Ten-Finger Man
Counter-intuitive and maladaptive *seeming* isn't necessarily counter-intuitive and maladaptive *being*. It's a known-uknown. Khaleesi.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Alice's Restaurant
The ruins of a crummy rural dive bar serve as indeed one of the nicer remaining service establishments in the fallout breezes.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Terraform the Green
A restaurant that funds a terraforming project by charging kinda crazy prices for bespoke GMO foodstuffs as it actively seeds the colony-planet... is not appreciated by one old-timer.
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Ragnor the Barbarian Sent His Greetings Along, In Exchange for Funds
Ragnor the Barbarian Enclosed Demands!
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
Death Rattle
it dies in spurts, species? until the final whimper? which ushers in anew, as a death rattle becomes a baby rattle? idk wtf
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Johnn_johnsonn . a year ago
'...That's Why I Love Mankind', Because I Hurt You! And I Have to Hurt You... Because I Love You!
Based on 'God's Song' by Randy Newman-- one of my absolute favorites, both the song and the singer. Pft, like you care.
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