It’s a birthday party for the child Timmy who’s turning six loves pirates. So I was hired to come here in a pirate costume for cash and some cake as I had moved to this suburban country side recently and was young and broke the parents had hired me to ...

I remember sitting on a wine barrel, on the back of Fluffy's horse drawn cart watching the rolling hills eating an apple. It was so nice well that is if you forget about the smell of the horses shit but the breeze was sweet and the ride was free.