I WAS CHALLENGED, COULD YOU WRITE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH WITHOUT USING THE LETTER A? But....
I wouldn't bother, it's too difficult. You'll look for words to sound intelligent. But just come over silly; or stupid. The sentences will not flow together smoothly, or seem legit.
You'll push for it to sound coherent, but it won't. You'll be looking up words, delving into the depths of the internet looking for synonyms to use.
But what's the point?
It's just never worth your time! You'd be better off jumping in the motor, driving to the course, then drown your sorrows down the pub (since you're just horrific with golf clubs).
This whole concept is simply preposterous. Why would you kill time doing stupid exercises like this? Just trying to prove how intelligent you're not!
You'll be better off to forget the entire thing if I'm honest.
Challenge pause!!!! Right then.... its time to rip this challenge a new one (starting from next page)
Who would even think up tests like this? I'll tell you who... Secret societies! they're the ones thinking up this nonsense. The skull 'n' Bones, the ones who control our puppet government.
They're the ones who pull the strings behind the scenes. They're the ones with no titles. The ones who could just wink - then you're gone.
These swine, these evil men, these gross sickening men with the power you or I couldn't even begin to comprehend; not even with our combined knowledge. We would simply be stumped. Well...
I - for one - will never stick it. So now, I will strive to topple this monstrosity. For if I do not, let my title no longer be "Hero Sensei Killer of fiends Jmes Brend".
Therefore, I will go willingly into the night, then there, i - just one of the countless men, one of the few heroes who fell, but remembered a legend, will meet my demise toe to toe.
But I require only one thing from you; the people...
Just remember me, remember my struggle, remember our struggle! Remember the writers, remember the selfless, punish the selfish! Remember us!! Forever.
Forge our sorrow in gold, so send our spirits free!!