Learning the ninja way comes in three tenents

Secret Encounters: must be into really cool ninjas who may or may not like the "Go Ninja Go" song and masks

One time, I tried playing piano, but the hand signs I made playing the keys summoned Beethoven

I wonder if I ever turned a good idea for limitless power of wishes into a few extra coins

My Mr

Rock Lee bumped into me at the grocery store, earlier

Saw Sakura today, I asked if the carpet matched the drapes

Heard Sasuke had a date with Ino tonight

I spend around $700 - $900 per day on hairspray products

Auditioning to be the new Star Trek Captain

Read fan fiction today

I just realized I can eat through my mask

Sakura's mental self scares me sometimes

Too bad the only foot coverings are sandals, and there is nothing that can cover our toes

My love interests in each episode will only be legal age women

I put my pants on same as you

Sasuke won the emo award for 4th year in a row

Sometimes I wonder what life is like in a more business centric world

Being the fan-favorite of an makes me depressed that I'm always paired with Shadow the Hedgehog

Sakura Haruno may be stalking me