Goldenflame: Hellooooo people of the internet! For those of you who don't know me, my name is Goldenflame, and I will be hosting yet another series! This is Ask the Gods!
Hades: Something tells me I'm going to regret this...
Goldenflame: You sound exactly like Nico. And as agreed, I am allowed to say whatever I want since I'm the host, and whatever questions I or the readers ask, you have to answer them and you can't kill anyone just because you don't like the question.
Ares: Then what's the point of this stupid thing???
Goldenflame: Someone requested that I make a series like this, so I did. Now here's your first question (from me)!: OTP?
Ares: I think my son did pretty good with that chestnut girl
Hazel: Chestnut girl.
Ares: Oh my bad I'm sorry is your name nutmeg? Gods I'm so sorry
Ares: Ummmm I don't know is it, like, cashew???? Peanut???
Frank: Dad stop talking
Ares: Cinnamon spice???
Ares: CURRY! IS IT CURRY?!!!!
Aphrodite: Percabeth is my otp. Definitely
Athena: NO. MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT MARRY SOMEONE WITH AN IQ OF 70
Percy: Did she say "marry"?
Athena: WAIT NO
Athena: THAT'S NOT- I DIDN'T- I MEANT LIKE HYPOTHETICALLY
Percy: So hypothetically Annabeth and I are getting married!!!!
Athena: *sinks to knees* WHY
Goldenflame: *evil grin* Oh I'm gonna enjoy this series... and since no one can stop me... Tell me your deepest. darket. secret.
Zeus: *sweating* I like powerpuff girls
Demeter: *mental breakdown* I, I... I once ate a burger instead of cereal! *screams*
Artemis: A GIRL KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK ONE TIME *cries*
Athena: A long time ago, I...uh... I....um... liked the movie before the book PLEASE FORGIVE ME MY CHILDREN!
Hades: I'm a drag queen.
Poseidon: Oh me too
Goldenflame: *about to actually die from laughter* Oh my gods, that was great... and that's the end of Part 1! If you readers enjoyed this, then check out my Ask the 7 and Truth or Truth series! And if you want to ask the gods any (and I mean any) questions you want, just comment them down below! See you guys soon! Bye!!!