It all started earlier that day when she was walking through a park. She heard something that sounded like clicking of the tongue. She was confused. And slightly disturbed.
"Do you know da wae?" She heard someone, or someTHING as she comes to learn, ask. "I do not know the way." She answered. "You need to have EBOLA to know da wae." What the heck? She thought.
"B-But... I don't have ebola... HOW WILL I KNOW DA WAE?!" She spat. "Oh wait, EBOLA is a deadly disease that everyone forgot about." She realized.
"Do you know da wae?" She heard that question again. She heard clicks following the question. Wait. C-Could it be...? I-Is CLICKING da wae?
"OMG IT'S UGANDAN KNUCKLES OH DEAR GOD!" She heard someone scream. "LUNA GET OUT OF HERE! THIS MEME IS MUCH DANGEROUS VERY FAST!" Whaaat.... oh great. Now Doge is here.
"GOOD. LET EVERYONE BE SCARED." She saw a cat with a permanent frown. Grumpy Cat, or Tatar Sauce. She slightly laughed.
"LUNA." Luna heard her sister. "DO YOU KNOW DA WAE?" "NO NOT THIS AGAIN. I'M OUTTA HERE BYE." She flailed her arms and ate dozens of apples at the same time and disappeared into the park of growing MEMES.
"SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIEF" Luna screamed at the top of her lungs, throwing a Shrek plushie somewhere.
END. VERY RANDOM, MUCH ENJOYMENT.