No, not from the internet, silly! I'm just gonna get some Doritos and green tea. Brb peeps!
*gachauwu leaves room* As soon as gachauwu left, the sound of rustling came from the closet... "HEY!! Stop *glitches* pushing! This is *glitches* getting uncomfortable!" "It's not my fault your stupid PUPPETS keep occupying the space!"
"WHAT DID *glitches* YOU SAY ABOUT MY *glitches*PUPPETS?!" "Ink, Error, BOTH OF YOU! The human is gone! we can go out now." "Aw, really? I wanted to see the human continue using the....the... Sans, what was that thing called?" "It's called a computer, bro."
"Yeah! Right! A computer!" "Alright, enough chit chat! I the magnificent Sans say that we should get out of this closet!" ...As a huge number of skeletons come out, gasping for breath after being confined in a tight place.
"I'm hungry. I gotta go grab some mustard." "The human's in the kitchen, you lazybones!" "Oh, right, boss." "ANYWAY, what do we do now?" "I dunno."
"I say we find that human and slaughter---OWWW!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!" "Horror, we are NOT going to kill the human today!!" "Killjoy...can we at least scare her a bit?" "Eh, we have many ways of scaring her, don't we Horror?"
"I said 𝙄 was the one who was going to scare her, Death!" "No way! I want my part in this too!!" All the killer Sanses then start arguing, oblivious to everything around them. "Not again....Swap, please stop them." "Sure thing, Papy!"
But before Swap could even stop them.... Uh.....Hi? All the skeletons whip around, only to see gachauwu standing at the doorway. As Horror was the closest to the gachauwu, he immediately pounced on her, his gleaming knife at her head.
"🆈🅾🆄 🆆🅾🆄🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅺🅴 🅰 🅽🅸🅲🅴 🅷🅴🅰🅳 🅳🅾🅶.." Expecting a response, all the skeletons held their breath, but to their surprise... gachauwu just giggled. You have ketchup on your face. Lemme clean it for you. ...As she licked the ketchup off.
"Heh, you don't ever flinch, do ya, kiddo?" "W-wait, how did y-you know that that was k-ketchup?!" Gachauwu laughed once more, as Sans grinned. I can smell, silly! "W-whatever..."
"YA SEE?! WHO TOLD YOU YOUR METHOD WOULD WORK, HUH HORROR??!" "I AGREE!" "THAT'S NOT 𝙈𝙔 PROBLEM 𝙎𝙃𝙀 COULD SMELL IT!!!!" "YEAH, RIGHT!!" And with that, the Sanses start arguing again.
"Ugh, *glitches* not ANOTHER *glitches* annoying glitch...*glitches*" "Aw, come on, Error! Having a human here isn't so bad! Anyway, I saw some of her artworks! It's like mine!" "Yeah yeah, *glitches* you and your *glitches* artworks..." "HUMAN!!! You're back!!"
Heh, heya Papyrus! Gachauwu said as Papyrus scooped her onto his shoulders. "Hey, bro, give the kid a break." "Awwww, fine..." It's okay, really! Pap's shoulders are really comfortable!
"REALLY?" Yeah! "EEEEEEEEEE!! YOU'RE SO CUTEEEE!!!!!!!!" Haha, I love company anyways! "Yeah, lots, sweetheart~" Oh! Fell! I didn't notice you there!
"Meh, it's nothing." Gachauwu then proceeds to fiddle with Fell's jacket. This jacket is so fluffy!!! Can I try it on?? "...And what if I say no?" Gachauwu pauses for a moment, And then...
She pounces under Fell's jacket, her head poking out. I don't take "no" for an answer! "Heh, cute...reminds me of Frisk." As soon as Sans called her name, Frisk immediately appeared with an odd, brightly coloured skeleton next to her.
"Did someone call me?" "Heya Frisk, I did." Frisk! "Oh hey! Another human!" Hi, heh! Gachauwu then notices the colourful-looking skeleton behind Frisk, popping out.
"WIGGIDY WOGGADY----" ----WHAT UP MAH FELLOW BROSKI!!!!!!!! Both of them then pause for another moment, before saying at the exact same moment... AYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" ...And then burst out laughing.
"Woah, broski, you funkin dang understand my radtastic language, brah!" Sure I diggy darn do mabroske! I'm fresh as hecc, Broseph! "*glitches* wtf? *glitches*" "Those two sure are weird..." "Heh, cool."
Anyway! Anyone up for Grillby's?! It's on me! "YES!!!" Everyone said at this same time. And together, they all disappeared out of the room.
THE END LOL
WIGGIDY WOGGADY What up mah fellow undertale AU brahs!!
How ya broskis doing on this radtastic day?
Lol okay that's too much of Fresh now XD
Anyway, I made this book a lil different from my normal story style.
I hope y'all like it!!