Note: Before I start this oneshot: Uh, this story is for both male and female so don't judge it by the name "G.A.Y" Involves killing stuff, murder stuff, blood stuff (it's horror, whaddya expect?), (a bit of) oncest stuff and weird cringe stuff and.....ya know the rest xD Let's get one with it then-->
I had been staying at the Skeleton brother's house for a few months now, though the first three were a nightmare. Sans kept trying to kill me, along with every other monster here in the underground. Papyrus also tried to kill me to put me into his spaghetti many times. I always found a way out though.
After a month of fighting back, the two found a sort of interest in me, ad decided to keep me as a pet of sorts? One day, they were so done with me that they almost killed me, again, until a group of drunk people appeared, there were a dozen of them! How stupid could people get?!
I had tried befriending them, but that backfired quickly. They would get into fights often with the other monsters, and I would always try to stop them, since I didn't want anyone to get hurt, but they would only ignore me.
Another time, one of the guys tried fighting me as we went out for fresh air, even though I didn't want to hurt anyone, I couldn't help it, he was pushing all my buttons and I was done with him, and the next thing I realised... His dead body was already lying in front of me, blood all over my shirt and my throbbing hand holding a stained bloody knife.
I had panicked and told the closest person I could trust, Sans. He said it was okay and that we could always make it look like accident. Papyrus however, said that I was his savior, and while everyone in the guest room he prepared the body for his spaghetti.
Once we were called to eat, I only had a small granola bar I saved while everyone else ate his spaghetti, complementing Papyrus on his cooking skills and how good the food was, not even knowing a single bit that they were eating their dead friend.
I couldn't believe that one body could last for five weeks, but these humans were quite tall and more on the, uh, bigger side, so I guess it made sense.
Fast forward another month or so, I had successfully killed each one of the humans. Of course my LV had gone up by a lot, and by the last guy I wasn't too afraid to kill him, but that didn't mean I didn't cringe when his blood coated my clothes, hands and my face.
It felt good to hear their screams, their reactions when I told them that 𝘐 was the reason that their friends weren't here, as well as the pained look on their faces. I would surely miss that, but another human would come soon and the cycle would continue.
By then, all of the underground had tasted a bit of human flesh, since Sans had convinced Papyrus to share some of their food. It was nice to know that monsters had other food and wouldn't come straight for me, hopefully another human would come down soon so it could stay like that.
I smiled as I thought back on everything, I was now sitting peacefully on the couch while Sans and Papyrus were out on patrol. I started checking my arms and legs for and cuts or bruises. but stopped when I saw thin I had gotten. No, I wasn't looking like a skeleton, but I was thinner than when I first got here.
I sighed and flopped back onto the couch, closing my eyes, getting ready for a small nap, until I heard the door open to my left. "Kiddo, I'm home!" I heard Sans' voice call out. He looked up after dusting some snow and grime off himself, looking me straight in the eye. "Hey, kiddo."
"Hi Sans," I greeted awkwardly, looking away quickly. Why was I acting so awkward, you ask. Well, I had developed a huge crush on the guy a few weeks after killing those humans. He was actually very cuddly for a horrifying looking skeleton. His jokes made me laugh all the time, and overall, I guess he's a pretty sweet guy.
I looked up when he sat down at the opposite side of the couch. "Kid,...I've been thinking..." He glanced at me as his smirk widened. "I think you're pretty 𝘎𝘈𝘠," My heart skipped a beat. "𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮?! 𝘐𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵? 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬? 𝘖𝘩 𝘨𝘰𝘴𝘩, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦?!"
"Y-you really think so?" I stuttered. He laughed loudly, his head falling back as he did so, before looking at me again. "Yeah, well. You're pretty Gorgeous, Amazing and Yummy~ So you're pretty G.A.Y to me!" Oh, it was an acronym, well- wait- YUMMY?!
"D-did you just say that I was.... Yummy?" I questioned. Before I could even sit upt o look at him better, Sans had already crawled on top of me. I gulped as I watched him closely. I didn't dare to make any movements, fearing what he would do if I did.
"Yeah, you're pretty yummy, sweet, adorable the list goes on and on," Sans leaned down so his face his face was against my neck, his hot breath hitting it and making me tense up. How did skeletons even breathe anyway?! "I could just eat you up," An ice-cold shiver ran down my spine as I tried to push him off, but to no avail, Sans was was stronger than I was by a long shot.
"Sans! That's not funny!" I groaned, trying to pry him off. I shrieked once I felt something warm drag itself across my neck and cheek. "Did you just 𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬 me?!" Sans pulled away and sat at the end of the couch again, laughing at my reactions.
"S-sorry kid, but- ehehe- Y-your reaction--It was, hoooo! So priceless!!" He bellowed between his bursts of laughter. I crossed my arms and glared at him.
"Well, that's no way of treating someone! You don't go around playing with someone's emotions- especially when they already have strong emotions for you like I do---" I slapped a hand to my mouth, but it was too late. Sans' eye sockets widened as he stared at me. I got up and walked briskly toward the kitchen, leaning forward onto the counter as I buried my face in my hands.
Why did I have to blurt that out? Sans probably hated me. No! He'd probably kill me and let Papyrus cook me up in his spaghetti and--
My racing thoughts stopped as I felt someone hug me from behind. I looked behind and found Sans' head resting on my shoulders. "You know, I actually love ya too, kiddo," He whispered softly. This time my eyes widened, my face flushing.
"Really?" He nodded and smiled down at me. I turned around quickly and went on my tipped toes, wrapping my arms around his neck, capturing him in a loving kiss. It lasted way longer that I could take, so when I pulled back I was panting heavily, gasping for air so I wouldn't pass out. I missed seeing Sans' face bloom into a red blush as he watched me closely.
"Ya know, you look so hot right now, even hotter than when you had blood splattered on you from our 'friends'," He winked. I chuckled lightly and rolled my eyes.
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I hope y'all like it xD (I think this took me three *FrEsH*in days xDDD)
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