STRAIGHTER THAN SPAGHETTI
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He said he was straighter than spaghetti; well, spaghetti is straight . . . until you boil it.

STRAIGHTER THAN SPAGHETTI

[ ALSO KNOWN AS THE STRAIGHT CHASER'S MISSION ] — furyevans

Once upon a time, there was a ❝straight chaser❞ — pretty much a vessel who breathed hopeless romantics and unrequited same-gender crushes.

He had been eyeing on the boy next door that he felt was a blessing from the heavens.

(Not that Noah Sandborn kind of stalking though — that's too creepy.)

Who knew the heaven also sent change-women-like-change-clothes card slot slayers down to earth?

But the boy next door was a plethora of mysteries.

The Straight Chaser wanted to decode the quirks and idiosyncrasies behind the scenes of the boy who cried plastic fame.

And so, Finley Jackson became his golden mission.

One step at a time, he sought for affection from the king of his heart but the throne next to him was only meant for a queen.

Finley said he was straighter than spaghetti.

Well, spaghetti is straight . . .

. . . until it gets hot and wet.

STRAIGHTER THAN SPAGHETTI © 2017 FURY EVANS ALL RIGHTS RESERVED If you want to see this story as a novel/full short story on wattpad, comment/PM the author!

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senoritaevansWattpad trash smh
6 months agoReply
YASSSS FURY-PAI!!11!1!

hurricanewattpad user as @siriuslysarcastic
6 months agoReply
THAT WAS WONDERFUL!!! YOU'RE MAGICAL!

chissjacksBronze CommaA writer with a big heart.
6 months agoReply
Bravo! Bravo!

fadedstormswattpad author - @fadedstorms
6 months agoReply
OMG I'M LOVIN' IT LIKE MCDONALDS

comparingsmy cat likes tøp. wattpad; @comparings
6 months agoReply
"Until it gets hot or wet" I need holy water ;-;

tdog16Gifted Writer14 and excited!
6 months agoReply
😂 Loved that ending!!! That was perfect I love forbidden romances and gay romances so that hit the spot! (I know I'm weird) But hey that was REALLY good!

kyzzifWattpad | @kyzzif
6 months agoReply
Yes hunty!!!

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
6 months agoReply
I loved this story. It was well written. I loved the way you wove allusions and metaphors into the fabric of this sensitive story. Thye spaghetti metaphor was ingenious. Great post!!!!!

6 months agoReply
Wow! Nice

ninjapuffwriter on wattpad + rookie photographer
6 months agoReply
This is great!!!!!!!!!