Step 1: Make Introductions
"Is it working?"
"I think so. It should be. You don't feel anything yet?"
"Mmmmm. Not yet..wait. Maybe?"
<MORTAL! I AM ⛧ S̶̰͔̻̣͐t̶̪̹͙̥̪̏̌͗͋ḛ̶̢͍̫͐̏̌̄͐͜v̴͍̻̰͎̑̇̈̒ͅe̴̛̝͎͇̣͆̾͌͝ ψ DEMON OF RENOWN! I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AND NOW-
"Jesus, he's loud. Okay, now what?"
"Just talk to him. Use your thoughts to communicate, remember?"
<YOU WILL OBEY-AH! What, what is this?>
Uhhhhh, hello. Mister Demon?
<I AM ⛧ S̶̰͔̻̣͐t̶̪̹͙̥̪̏̌͗͋ḛ̶̢͍̫͐̏̌̄͐͜v̴͍̻̰͎̑̇̈̒ͅe̴̛̝͎͇̣͆̾͌͝ ψ ! DEMON OF RENOWN LUST AND FURY! WHAT->
Okay, Steve was it? Steve. I'm gonna need you to bring it down to a three with the yelling and the posturing.
<Who dares....to talk to me, in such a way? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TORMENT I CAN BRING TO YOUR MORTAL SOUL? DO YOU NOT->
Yeah, see that's not actually a problem. My friend Rhoda here hooked me up with the all expenses paid for demon trapping package.
You take up real estate, but can't actually do anything I don't want you to.
"Yeah, Rhoda he's not very happy? He's just kind of...hissing at me."
"Let me explain. What's his name?"
"Steve. I think."
"Right. Okay, Steve? Hi there. My name's Rhoda, I'm a witch. I've helped my friend John here summon you to help him with a few things.
It's actually kind of exciting, my first real summoning. So, welcome to our plane of existence!"
<WHEN I FREE MYSELF I WILL EXACT TORMENTS UPON YOU THAT YOU WILL HAVE NEVER DREAMED OF. I WILL...WILL...>
Steve? You okay buddy?
<I AM NOT YOUR "BUDDY"! YOU MORTAL FOOL! I AM....IN TERRIBLE PAIN!>
"I think he's starting to get adjusted."
<WHAT IS THIS PAIN?? WHAT...HOW IS IT EVERYWHERE? WHY?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORTAL? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOULDER??>
I dunno man. Weird, right?
"I think we're gonna be okay, Rhoda. Thanks."