How to Train Your Demon
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A Good Witch, a Demon, and a Human all stand in a summoning circle.

Wait, how's this joke go again?

How to Train Your Demon

Step 1: Make Introductions

"Is it working?"

"I think so. It should be. You don't feel anything yet?"

"Mmmmm. Not yet..wait. Maybe?"

<MORTAL! I AM ⛧ S̶̰͔̻̣͐t̶̪̹͙̥̪̏̌͗͋ḛ̶̢͍̫͐̏̌̄͐͜v̴͍̻̰͎̑̇̈̒ͅe̴̛̝͎͇̣͆̾͌͝ ψ DEMON OF RENOWN! I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AND NOW-

"Jesus, he's loud. Okay, now what?"

"Just talk to him. Use your thoughts to communicate, remember?"

<YOU WILL OBEY-AH! What, what is this?>

Uhhhhh, hello. Mister Demon?

<I AM ⛧ S̶̰͔̻̣͐t̶̪̹͙̥̪̏̌͗͋ḛ̶̢͍̫͐̏̌̄͐͜v̴͍̻̰͎̑̇̈̒ͅe̴̛̝͎͇̣͆̾͌͝ ψ ! DEMON OF RENOWN LUST AND FURY! WHAT->

Okay, Steve was it? Steve. I'm gonna need you to bring it down to a three with the yelling and the posturing.

<Who dares....to talk to me, in such a way? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TORMENT I CAN BRING TO YOUR MORTAL SOUL? DO YOU NOT->

Yeah, see that's not actually a problem. My friend Rhoda here hooked me up with the all expenses paid for demon trapping package.

You take up real estate, but can't actually do anything I don't want you to.

<inaudible screaming>

"Yeah, Rhoda he's not very happy? He's just kind of...hissing at me."

"Let me explain. What's his name?"

"Steve. I think."

"Right. Okay, Steve? Hi there. My name's Rhoda, I'm a witch. I've helped my friend John here summon you to help him with a few things.

It's actually kind of exciting, my first real summoning. So, welcome to our plane of existence!"

<WHEN I FREE MYSELF I WILL EXACT TORMENTS UPON YOU THAT YOU WILL HAVE NEVER DREAMED OF. I WILL...WILL...>

Steve? You okay buddy?

<I AM NOT YOUR "BUDDY"! YOU MORTAL FOOL! I AM....IN TERRIBLE PAIN!>

Uh-oh.

"What's happening?"

"I think he's starting to get adjusted."

<WHAT IS THIS PAIN?? WHAT...HOW IS IT EVERYWHERE? WHY?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORTAL? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOULDER??>

I dunno man. Weird, right?

<incoherent screaming>

"I think we're gonna be okay, Rhoda. Thanks."

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