i need to ask you something,
and i want you to be brutally honest with me.
it might seem like a stupid question,
and you might question my mental state afterwards,
but its very important.
ive kept this in for too long,
so its about time i get it off my chest.
no more beating around the bush.
i hope this doesnt offend anyone,
for this isnt an attack,
but i need to know.
ive studied it from every possible angle,
and this seems to be the best way to approach it.
i really need you to answer truthfully,
no matter what it is.
i just want your honest opinion...
do you know the muffin man?