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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Ok so here if you don't get what I am about to type then re-read. not really funny but weird words stories
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flowergirlnae20 I am sassy/age18/Taken
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Ok so here if you don't get what I am about to type then re-read.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Ok so here if you don't get what I am about to type then re-read..

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Ok so here if you don't get what I am about to type then re-read..................

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Ok so here if you don't get what I am about to type then re-read.......................................

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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Why did ka

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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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