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Crazee Mudda Fucka

Plastic smiles are always the worst

They're just the slightest bit off at first

They make your creep senses start to tingle and make a sensation

She said, I give off a creepy sort of vibe

I said, that's an odd way to start a conversation

I just ate popcorn and watched girls play volleyball

Then got made fun of for being such a creep

But I told them I was only sitting here all by myself

That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep

Mention your red Ferrari, that'll get the panties dropping faster

One can be a creep and still get to enjoy the role of being master

I told a girl at her 18th birthday party, that I wanted to eat that cake off her ass

Then I had to tell the entire party, that I had to hurry back to class

To practice going hands solo coming and going while flashing my special hall pass

I asked if ya wanna take a ride home with me in my squeaky cruising van?

Truly a mystery why anyone would call me a little bit creepy, damn

But I told them I was not here all by myself

That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep

I tried to start an orgy once or twice, on a bus full of giggling cheerleaders

While on the way back from our schools annual college basketball 'bout

Tried but failed at having sex with everyone on that bus, only as a game

Even did a strip tease for everyone and I even tried to make out

They didn't wanna make out but they liked my strip tease of fame

But I told them I was not here by myself

That's probably why I'm three times more creepier than the ordinary solo creep

Now I feel like a junior high football jock

Waiting for the nod, so I can stop doing it into a sock

Why get a girlfriend when I can just masturbate with porn?

Fuck, dude. Just call a hooker up already and get that out the way

We all make fools of ourselves sometimes, ok for me everyday

But I told them I was never there by myself

That's why I'm so much more creepier than any other so, so, crazee mudda fucka.

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