Here are a few of my ultimate bad jokes to put a smile on your face. Some of us may need it :)
What do peppers do when they get angry? They get jalapeno face.
How do you tell if a snowman is a boy or a girl? Snowballs.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.
What do you call a can opened that doesn't work? A can't opener.
If prisoners could take their own mugshots... They'd be called "cellfies"
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad? Chicken sees a salad.
If you're American before and after you go to the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European. JOKE CREDS TO: @seonghwatiny
Bees can still sting you when they are dead. They are zomBEES.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.