My Bad Dad Jokes
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f_priestly "Embrace reality, even if it burns you."
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Just my bad old jokes that I find absolutely halarious.

My Bad Dad Jokes

Here are a few of my ultimate bad jokes to put a smile on your face. Some of us may need it :)

What do peppers do when they get angry? They get jalapeno face.

How do you tell if a snowman is a boy or a girl? Snowballs.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.

What do you call a can opened that doesn't work? A can't opener.

If prisoners could take their own mugshots... They'd be called "cellfies"

What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.

What do you call a chicken staring at a salad? Chicken sees a salad.

If you're American before and after you go to the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European. JOKE CREDS TO: @seonghwatiny

Bees can still sting you when they are dead. They are zomBEES.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

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