Part 2 Of The Legend Of The Sad Lama-Corn
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Contains strong flashing images! PART 2!

Part 2 Of The Legend Of The Sad Lama-Corn

by everyman

****WARNING****PLEASE READ*****

PLEASE READ FIRST: Be forewarned that some people face the possibility of experiencing photosensitive epileptic seizures while read this story. It contains strong flashing images!

Warning message on slides before flashing images

PREVIOUSLY

A Llama-corn's taco was stolen. So all the people of the kingdom went out to find the missing taco. We return to the story where they have found the taco

They Found it!!! But there was a problem...

It was at the bottom of the ocean! Stolen by a Llama-maid! (A mermaid Lama!)

Who was hungry and jealous of the Llama-corn's taco,

So the people of the kingdom tweeted at the Llama-corn telling him they found the taco!

The Llama-corn then rushed to the ocean to meet with the people of the kingdom to launch an attack!

Once they broke down his door, they yelled at the Llama-maid to give back the taco, but he yelled "NEVER" and jumped at the taco!

The Llama-maid inched to take a bit of the taco...

So the Llama-corn summoned the power of the universe!

and summoned the beast known as... (WARNING STRONG FLASHING LIGHTS ON NEXT 2 - 4 SLIDES)

JOHN CENA!!!

WHO WENT SUPER SAIYAN

And all the Llama-maid could think was..

"I immediately regret this decision!"

JOHN CENA THEN PUNCHED THE LLAMA-MAID WITH SO MUCH POWER! IT DISINTEGRATED THE LLAMA-MAID ON IMPACT AND LEFT A 1 MILE DEEP CRATER UNDER THEM!

All the people of the kingdom were celebrating and yelling "You're our hero!"

John Cena then looked at them and said "Just doing my job"

And then used his magical distraction powers and disappeared!

And that's how I found out Santa Claus wasn't real...

The moral of the story is don't steal a Llama Unicorn's taco

Or John Cena will kill you... (True story; I know a guy who knows of a guy who had this happen to a guy he knows)

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6 months agoReply
I think I had a seizure halfway through this, I guess I couldn't handle how fabulous it was

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
6 months agoReply
GThis was well written. You were evoking feelings that I didn't feel. Yiou did a great job!!~!!!