It all started when I was little...
...a stupid guy without a nose tried to kill me, after he killed my mum and dad.
I guess he didn't like the fact he couldn't beat a baby
Now zooming past my strait days. I had to spend my life growing up with my fat uncle and aunt. They had a boy, who was so big he was not whatsoever fuckable.
I had only went to check the mail and to my suprise.... I got a letter!! I never got one before, besides from my secret boyfriend!!
Ok you caught me, I had nobody, I was a lonely child
Too many letters came, so my dreadful uncle mad us run away.
Then a big guy almost 5 time my size, popped up in the house my uncle forced up to run away to, and told me I was a wizard.
Then the best thing happened, he shot magic out of his umbrella and created a pig tail on my cousin. (Best day ever) I could have kissed him everywhere *hints*
He took me to a magical place and I got all my stuff for school, blah blah blah. I then seen him
A very cute boy, his hair was about as white as my face was after I seen him
I don't really think he liked me, because he slapped me. Then I knew it, it was love at first slap
But that's all you need to know about my love life