Hey viewers~ I have a special treat for you today... in fact, every third episode will be special!
This episode will be featuring a small role play that 4 of us did about "what would happen if we met irl?" There's only room for part of the rp, so 10 comments = part 2!
Ekon: *walking down street, writing something in a notebook*
Elliott: *frowns, narrows eyes... I feel like I recognize that person...*
Ekon: *starts accidentally walking into street*
Artemis: *casually walks into a bookstore, oblivious to the other two people that are nearby*
Elliott: "Woah! Slow down, what are you doing?"
Elliott: "Woah! Slow down, what are you doing?" Ekon: *looks up* Whu?
Elliott: "Woah! Slow down, what are you doing?" Ekon: *looks up* Whu? Elliott: *freezes from place on the sidewalk* "...Ekon?"
Elliott: "Woah! Slow down, what are you doing?" Ekon: *looks up* Whu? Elliott: *freezes from place on the sidewalk* "...Ekon?" Ekon: *squints eyes* "How do you know my name?"
Elliott: "Who, me? I didn't say anything-" *realizes mistake and tries to slowly back away*
Elliott: "Who, me? I didn't say anything-" *realizes mistake and tries to slowly back away* Ekon: "Hey wait!" *starts following* "Do I know you?"
Artemis: *Still in the bookstore and just fanboying/fangirling over all of the different books*
Elliott: *starts running, swerves into bookstore, bumping into someone inside*
Waffles: *also in bookstore, but looking for the newest Warriors book*
Ekon: *runs in bookstore, accidentally making a dog pile*
Artemis: *stumbles slightly from being bumped into* "What-"
Artemis: *stumbles slightly from being bumped into* "What-" Elliott: "Sorry for running into you-"
Artemis: *stumbles slightly from being bumped into* "What-" Elliott: "Sorry for running into you-" Ekon: *flat on face* "Help?"
Artemis: *stumbles slightly from being bumped into* "What-" Elliott: "Sorry for running into you-" Ekon: *flat on face* "Help?" Waffles: "Ahh"
Elliott: *gasps* "Oh. my. goodness." *looks between Ekon and Artemis* "I-I-" *turns and walks out of the bookstore
Ekon: *sighs and goes to the Ks*
Artemis: *confused* "Do I really look that scary?" *looks at Ekon* "You look familiar."
Artemis: *confused* "Do I really look that scary?" *looks at Ekon* "You look familiar." Ekon: *looks at Artemis* "you do too..."
Elliott: *stands outside bookstore, debating what to do*
Waffles: "Is everyone alright?" *stands up and looks around*
Artemis: *recognizes voice* "Oh my god, are you Ekon?! I know you!"
Artemis: *recognizes voice* "Oh my god, are you Ekon?! I know you!" Ekon: *alarmed* "wait, Art?*
Elliott: *maybe they didn't see me*
Artemis: "The one and only." *smiles* "How've you been?"
Artemis: "The one and only." *smiles* "How've you been?" Ekon: "Good! You?"
Waffles: "Okay then, I'm leaving." *walks out of bookstore and notices Elliott* "You look familiar?"
Artemis: "Same, although that human looked really panicked when they saw us. Do you know them?"
Elliott: "Oh, you're probably mistaking me for someone else... I definitely don't know you."
Artemis: (Elliott, are there any specific pronouns you want us/me to use? Because I'm just going to keep calling you they/them if that's ok-)
Elliott: *turns around and starts walking back down the sidewalk*
Elliott: (ummm yeah idk so sure let's go with that. wbu? they/them?)
Ekon: *Squints* "If they're Art..." *takes a shot in the dark* "Are you Elleseng?"
Waffles: *turns around to see Ekon and Art* "You both look familiar too?"
Artemis: (I go by any pronouns lol, you could call me an it if you want to XD)
Artemis: (I go by any pronouns lol, you could call me an it if you want to XD) "Ok, wait, let's all answer this one question; Do you guys use a site called Commaful?
Artemis: (I go by any pronouns lol, you could call me an it if you want to XD) "Ok, wait, let's all answer this one question; Do you guys use a site called Commaful? Because that's the only way we could probably all know each other. Unless we're all stalkers, then that's a different story."
Elliott: I'm really sorry for the confusion, but I have to be going... I'm supposed to be meeting a friend-"
Waffles: "Yeah... I use Commaful."
Waffles: "wait- why does it matter?" *backs away*
Ekon: "Yes. It's an addiction really."
Elliott: (lol artemis I'm not going to refer to you the same way I would a toaster unless you really want me to XD... and you guys can decide if I'm a male or female in this story)
Artemis: (XD I would be perfectly fine with that)
Artemis: "Ok, well, um if this rings a bell to any of you, then my name is Artemis."
Waffles: "wait! Is your name... ahh, I can't remember!" *calling after Elliott*
Ekon: *smiles* "A Phoenix and a dragon,"
Waffles: *turns back to Artemis* "That does sound familar." *frowning and confused*
Elliott: (ok artemis lol I might just do that then as a joke)
Ekon: "Well, mine's Ekon,"
Artemis: *talking to Waffles* "You might know my username goldenphoenix. If you don't then that's fine, I'm a very forgettable person."
Artemis: (lol ok)
Elliott: *turns around, glaring* "I don't know you, please stop following me."
Ekon: "My user is @inkdragon. You probably don't remember,"
Waffles: "Yeah, I think I know both of you! My name is Waffles, if that sounds familiar at all."
Artemis: "Oh I know you! Your username is @wafflecatz, right?"
Artemis: *Notices Elliott standing nearby* "You panicked when you saw Ekon and I, do you know us?"
Waffles: *talking to Elliott* "Oh come on, really? I'm not following you, I just want to see if I know you!"
Elliott: "Yes... but you wouldn't know me. I only know you two because I've seen your face reveals."
Waffles: *talking to Ekon and Artemis* "Yeah... that's my username."
Artemis: "Well, could you help us know you? Because saying you know us by our face reveals is pretty creepy since we don't know who you are."
Ekon: *talking to Elliott* "I'm taking a shot in the dark here, but are you @elleseng?"
Artemis: *talking to Waffles* "I'm sorry, but this is a question that has been bothering me since forever, do you eat waffles? Or would it be considered cannibalism for you to do that?"
Waffles: *snaps fingers* "Your name is Elliott!" *talking to Elliott*
Elliott: *crosses arms* "Well, you're the one who posted that on the internet, not me. And I really can't be involved with this... if someone sees me..."
Ekon: *sits down and writes in notebook*
Waffles: "I shouldn't have said I recognized any of you, then I could have gone on with my day... and of course I eat waffles!"
Elliott: "Yeah, I'm elleseng. Hi Ekon." *weakly smiles*
Ekon: "I wanted to meet you guys for so long..." *still looking at notebook*
Waffles: *puts head down, muttering* "I should have kept walking!"
Artemis: "You could've just said you were Elliott." *chuckles a bit* "It's awesome to finally meet you in person."
Artemis: "Oh Ekon, remember that promise we made around 5 to 6 months ago? Getting our Happy Meals?"
Elliott: "You must be Artemis, my slightly murderous friend? Nice to meet you too." *smiles*
Ekon: *stands up* Y E S
Ekon: *pulls out wallet* Let go
Artemis: "Slightly murderous?" *small laugh turns into uncontrollable almost hysterical laughter* "Clearly you don't know me that well, my dear friend."
Elliott: *grins* had to make sure it was you! I'm not one for mcdonalds, but can I come with? I need to know how we all ended up here!"
Artemis: *stop acting insane for long enough to respond to Ekon* "We need to find the nearest McDonald's as soon as possible."
Ekon: "Of course Elliott," *grinning ear to ear* "Let me call my uber guy,"
Waffles: "Sounds fun guys, but I really prefer to not be here-"
Waffles: "I have things to do."
Elliott: *looks around at everyone* "Wait so... am I the tallest in the group?"
Artemis: "We're not gonna kill you just yet Waffles, could you maybe just spare a few minutes with us at McDonald's so we know why we're here?"
Ekon: "I'm 5'4", so..."
Ekon: *stares off into space* The fates of the internet ordain this meeting...
Artemis: "I'm 5'0 exactly, so quit bragging about your height Elliott, because I can and I will break your kneecaps if I have too."
Waffles: "I'm 5'1, I'm shortt."
Artemis: (Omg I think I am the shortest one in the group-)
Elliott: "Waffles, I'm having an actual panic attack right now.
I tried so hard to make you guys ignore me but it didn't work so now I'm just rolling with it because it's both my dream and my nightmare at once-"
Waffles: (Artemis I am so sorry lol)
Elliott: (yes, yes you are XD)
Artemis: (I'm short no matter what apparently-) "How's it a nightmare, Elliott? We're not that crazy. Well, maybe I am, but that's a story for another time-"
Waffles: "Why do we need to go to the nasty fast food restaurant to know why we're here Artemis? I can explain it to you all now. We were put in this world of dumb people by-"
Ekon: *stares walking off* "Uber to McDonald's is here!"
Elliott: "I'm not anonymous anymore... if someone sees me they're gonna ask who you are and then I'll actually be dead-"
Artemis: "Just stay for 5 minutes Waffles, please. You don't even have to eat the food, only Ekon and I do." *walks off with Ekon*
Artemis: "Ekon, how did you find an Uber that could fit all 4 of us?"
Waffles: "For the last time! I'm not going!"
Waffles: *sighs* "Fine..."
Ekon: "Trust me. I can find ANYTHING."
Elliott: *mutters I'm so dead repeatedly under their breath as they climb into the uber with three kinds of strangers*
Artemis: "And Elliott, don't worry. If someone kills you then I'll kill them back. Or I'll kill them before they kill you, whichever comes first. You'll be fine with us, I promise."
Elliott: "Let's go with the second option."
Waffles: "My kitsunes can kill anybody as well, and if not, I always have a pocket knife handy. Artemis is right, you'll be fine!"
Ekon: *leans forward* McDonalds Ronaldo. And step on it.
Elliott: (Where are we, like what city?)
Artemis: "I probably just really suck at geography, but does anyone know what city we're in?"
Elliott: (haha artemis I beat you to the question)
Waffles: "We're in... I have absolutely no idea where we are."
Ekon: (Wanna just go NYC?)
Artemis: (It was only by a few seconds Elliott-)
Elliott: (excuses, excuses)
Waffles: (okay, NYC)
Elliott: WAIT HOLD ON-
Elliott: I can't just abandon my family to get in a cab in NYC-
Artemis: But you already did-
Waffles: "Too late to turn around Elliott."
Ekon: *arrives at McDonalds* Keep the engine running
Elliott: "I'm a really good liar guys but I don't know how I'm going to get myself out of this mess."
Waffles: "If it makes you feel better, I'm supposed to be going back to Indiana right now. But yet I'm in New York City driving to McDonalds with this bunch of idiots-"
Elliott: "Don't call me an idiot or I'll stab you-"
Ekon: "EVERYONE QUIET!"
Waffles: "I can grab my knife and stab you before you even know what's happening."
Artemis: *Glares at Waffles* "Don't call me an idiot. You think I wanted to be stranded here too? I can't afford a plane ride back to Texas, so I'm kind of stuck here."
The End, for now!