Dialogue with Me, Myself and I (Part 5)
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Dialogue with Me, Myself and I (Part 5)

(Me) “We are lost!”

(Me) “We are lost!” (I) “We are not! I know the way to Taylor’s house.”

(Me) “We are lost!” (I) “We are not! I know the way to Taylor’s house.” (Myself)“Just confess that you don’t know the way! Let’s ask someone.”

(Me) “We are lost!” (I) “We are not! I know the way to Taylor’s house.” (Myself)“Just confess that you don’t know the way! Let’s ask someone.” (Me) “We are in the middle of a forest in the winter! There is nobody here!”

(I) “I know the way, really!”

(I) “I know the way, really!” (Myself) “No, you don’t!”

(I) “I know the way, really!” (Myself) “No, you don’t!” (I) “Yes, I do!”

(I) “I know the way, really!” (Myself) “No, you don’t!” (I) “Yes, I do!” (Myself) “No, you d… Where’s Me? She was right here 5 seconds ago.”

(I) “I know the way, really!” (Myself) “No, you don’t!” (I) “Yes, I do!” (Myself) “No, you d… Where’s Me? She was right here 5 seconds ago.” (I) “Maybe she runned way because you are cRaZY!”

(Myself) “Don’t you dare call me…”

(Myself) “Don’t you dare call me…” (Me) “I think I found Taylor!”

(Myself) “Don’t you dare call me…” (Me) “I think I found Taylor!” (I) “Where did you go?!”

(Myself) “Don’t you dare call me…” (Me) “I think I found Taylor!” (I) “Where did you go?!” (Me) “In a cabin a 100 meters from here.”

(Myself) “Don’t you dare call me…” (Me) “I think I found Taylor!” (I) “Where did you go?!” (Me) “In a cabin a 100 meters from here.” (I) “I told you! We are not lost”

(Myself) “Shut up, I! Me, what happened?”

(Myself) “Shut up, I! Me, what happened?” (Me) “I started hearing Fall Out Boy in the distance and went to check. I think Taylor is there.”

(Myself) “Shut up, I! Me, what happened?” (Me) “I started hearing Fall Out Boy in the distance and went to check. I think Taylor is there.” (I) “Let’s take a look.”

*100 meters later*

(Me, Myself and I) “Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea!”

(Me, Myself and I) “Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea!” (Me) “Why is Taylor playing a imaginary guitar?”

(Taylor) “🎶The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey!

(Taylor) “🎶The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey! The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey!

(Taylor) “🎶The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey! The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey! I testify if I die in my sleep

(Taylor) “🎶The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey! The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey! I testify if I die in my sleep Then know that my life was just a killer dream, yeah🎶”

(Myself) “Who’s the big guy by he’s side?”

(Myself) “Who’s the big guy by he’s side?” (I) “That’s Bartolomew. Taylor’s rebel boyfriend.”

(Myself) “Who’s the big guy by he’s side?” (I) “That’s Bartolomew. Taylor’s rebel boyfriend.” (Me) “‘Rebel’ boyfriend?”

(Myself) “Who’s the big guy by he’s side?” (I) “That’s Bartolomew. Taylor’s rebel boyfriend.” (Me) “‘Rebel’ boyfriend?” (I) “He was a guard. A rebel dendritic cell from the brain’s immune system. He gave up his job to stay with Taylor.”

(Taylor) “🎶Some princes don't become kings

(Taylor) “🎶Some princes don't become kings Even at the best times I'm out of my mind

(Taylor) “🎶Some princes don't become kings Even at the best times I'm out of my mind You only get what you grieve

(Taylor) “🎶Some princes don't become kings Even at the best times I'm out of my mind You only get what you grieve Are you smelling that sh*t?

(Taylor) “🎶Some princes don't become kings Even at the best times I'm out of my mind You only get what you grieve Are you smelling that sh*t? Are you smelling that sh*t?

(Taylor) “🎶Some princes don't become kings Even at the best times I'm out of my mind You only get what you grieve Are you smelling that sh*t? Are you smelling that sh*t? Eau de résistance🎶”

(Taylor) “🎶Some princes don't become kings Even at the best times I'm out of my mind You only get what you grieve Are you smelling that sh*t? Are you smelling that sh*t? Eau de résistance🎶” (Me) “Taylor? We need to talk.”

(Myself) “Taylor, are you listening?”

(Myself) “Taylor, are you listening?” (Taylor) “🎶The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey

(Myself) “Taylor, are you listening?” (Taylor) “🎶The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey🎶“

(Myself) “Taylor, are you listening?” (Taylor) “🎶The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey The only thing that's ever stopping me is me, hey🎶“ (I) “I HATE TWENTY ONE PIL…”

(Taylor) “Don't you dare finish this sentence, Edie! What are you Edies doing in here? I thought all the Edies lived in the boring side of the brain.”

(Taylor) “Don't you dare finish this sentence, Edie! What are you Edies doing in here? I thought all the Edies lived in the boring side of the brain.” (Myself) “The left side isn’t boring. We just have more formality than you weird people in the ranch.”

(Taylor) “Don’t talk to me like that brown-hair-edie! And you depressed-edie, what are you looking at? And dyed-hair-edie, what do you want from me?”

(Taylor) “Don’t talk to me like that brown-hair-edie! And you depressed-edie, what are you looking at? And dyed-hair-edie, what do you want from me?” (I) “We want to find happiness in the Limbic System.”

(Taylor) “Don’t talk to me like that brown-hair-edie! And you depressed-edie, what are you looking at? And dyed-hair-edie, what do you want from me?” (I) “We want to find happiness in the Limbic System.” (Taylor) “And how you pretend to defeat sadness? She doesn’t acept begging cakes.”

(Me) “Does she accept brownies? My brownies are the best!”

(Me) “Does she accept brownies? My brownies are the best!” (Taylor) “Oh darling. Go buy yourself a brain!”

(Me) “Does she accept brownies? My brownies are the best!” (Taylor) “Oh darling. Go buy yourself a brain!” (Myself) “Don’t talk to her like that!”

(Taylor) “Shut up boring-edie! So what's your plan smurf-edie? Are you going to beg for freedom? That’s not gonna work. I tried.”

(Taylor) “Shut up boring-edie! So what's your plan smurf-edie? Are you going to beg for freedom? That’s not gonna work. I tried.” (I) “I was more in flamethrowers.”

(Taylor) “Shut up boring-edie! So what's your plan smurf-edie? Are you going to beg for freedom? That’s not gonna work. I tried.” (I) “I was more in flamethrowers.” (Taylor) “I WANT A FLAMETROWER!”

(Bart) “Taylor, are you…”

(Bart) “Taylor, are you…” (Taylor) “Shut up, Bart! Where can we find a flamethrower? I was thinking in…”

(Bart) “Taylor, are you…” (Taylor) “Shut up, Bart! Where can we find a flamethrower? I was thinking in…” (I) “I was joking!”

(Bart) “Taylor, are you…” (Taylor) “Shut up, Bart! Where can we find a flamethrower? I was thinking in…” (I) “I was joking!” (Taylor) “You… you’re not going to use flamethrowers?”

(Bart) “Taylor, are you…” (Taylor) “Shut up, Bart! Where can we find a flamethrower? I was thinking in…” (I) “I was joking!” (Taylor) “You… you’re not going to use flamethrowers?” (Myself) “No, we were thinking you could help us.”

(Taylor) “My sassiness won’t help you defeat Sadness.”

(Taylor) “My sassiness won’t help you defeat Sadness.” (Me) “But, maybe Bart could help…”

(Taylor) “My sassiness won’t help you defeat Sadness.” (Me) “But, maybe Bart could help…” (Taylor) “You are asking me if you could lend my sexy boyfriend so you could be happy. Hmm… That sounds weird to me.”

(Me) “We want you to come with us. We think moving on is the best for everyone.”

(Me) “We want you to come with us. We think moving on is the best for everyone.” (Taylor) “You know I tried to move on. I am the alter ego, I shouldn’t be sad. I should be perfect! They say that you are a less hot version of me!”

(Me) “We want you to come with us. We think moving on is the best for everyone.” (Taylor) “You know I tried to move on. I am the alter ego, I shouldn’t be sad. I should be perfect! They say that you are a less hot version of me!” (I) “I created you!”

(Taylor) “Ok ‘mom’. Go have fun trying to defeat sadness.”

(Taylor) “Ok ‘mom’. Go have fun trying to defeat sadness.” (I) “Taylor…”

To be continued…

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