Hi, you can call me Bill. For real though. Check my ID
For most, their ID photos are terrible But dang. Look at me. Have you ever seen a better looking dude?
Anyways. I’m on a mission. To help the good guys (hi Hagrid!)
And fuck the bad guys Hi douchebag!
My journey began in the kitchen.
Where I was minding my own business when.....
Holy crap! A Death Eater
Y know what spell I used against him?
I just punched him in the face and he fell over and ran away
Probably went to his mommy or something
Or I guess he called his friend
Can’t drink my coffee in peace this morning
My kitchen is a friggin war zone
Luckily I’m a badass with my wand
Yea you better run mothafucka
Oh come on. This is a kitchen
Nobody invited you
Ok my kitchen finally had peace again.
So yeah that’s me
If you want to come visit my kitchen
I just cleaned it and took out all the Death Eaters. So you can come by and we can complain about trump together or something
You can find me on the Wizards Unite app. My username is BillClinton.