My name is Donald Trump And this is my first year at the greatest school of all time. Hogwarts.
I still remember when I got my acceptance letter. I knew I would get an invitation. People who don't are lame.
I mean I got the best wand. I bought the wand that Voldemort had. The bald weirdo who supposedly was the greatest wizard ever (aside from me)
Behold. The most attractive wizard ever. I get all the ladies.
So off to Hogwarts I go
First thing's first.....listen to the ugly old people
And finally, it is time for me to be sorted And make Hogwarts great again
"Hmmm....very curious....a weird mind indeed"
"So much arrogance....yet so little intelligence......"
You're very low energy today Sorting Hat. You're not very good at your job
You are a bad hat. I will deport you to Mexico
No surprise there / Pretentious prick \ Boy am I good looking \
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