•Queen Capricious• She is perfectly conceited, By her human servants treated Like a pharaoh ruling over everything within her sight. She is Bastet’s haughty daughter And her arrogance has brought her, To the crest of grandiosity agleam with godly light.

Ever power-hungry, greedy And perpetually needy, She champions the hubris that’s encoded in her genes. She’s entitled to affection And an emperor’s genuflection, But her love’s not unconditional… by any bloody means.

Whilst seductively cajoling, This dumb biped into doling Out another scrumptious banquet her green eyes like emeralds shine. Yes, her vanity’s undying, But forsooth I would be lying, If I stated that I was not thankful that this tyrant’s mine.