Young Adult's Bonuses






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dawnvalley
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Sarcastic descriptions about a young adult's life.

Young Adult's Bonuses

by dawnvalley This was made only for a joke, please don't take it seriously :D

Some bonuses that you may have received when you entered your young-adulthood

#1 Bonus Responsibilities

#1 Bonus Responsibilities By the time you graduated from school or college, you will have this responsibility to be more productive, which is literally making money.

#1 Bonus Responsibilities By the time you graduated from school or college, you will have this responsibility to be more productive, which is literally making money. You will feel a lot of pressure, coming from nowhere and everywhere at the same time.

#2 Bonus Time

#2 Bonus Time But if you don't work, you will have more time since you don't go to school anymore.

#2 Bonus Time But if you don't work, you will have more time since you don't go to school anymore. So you have more time to think why you are not working during that time and feel those pressures for a longer time.

#3 Bonus Money

#3 Bonus Money Yay, you will get money right?

#3 Bonus Money Yay, you will get money right? Since you're adult now, so you will automatically make a living, right?

#3 Bonus Money Yay, you will get money right? Since you're adult now, so you will automatically make a living, right? Wrong!

#3 Bonus Money Yay, you will get money right? Since you're adult now, so you will automatically make a living, right? Wrong! This situation can only be fulfilled if you have a good job or a good entrepreneurship.

#4 Bonus Tax

#4 Bonus Tax Even though you've finally received a steady income, never forget that tax that makes your salary seems lower.

#4 Bonus Tax Even though you've finally received a steady income, never forget that tax that makes your salary seems lower. This is probably the time when you finally think about living in the forest.

#5 Bonus Bills

#5 Bonus Bills Yeap, don't forget those expenses that you have to pay for.

#5 Bonus Bills Yeap, don't forget those expenses that you have to pay for. This usually happens even if you don't work.

#5 Bonus Bills Yeap, don't forget those expenses that you have to pay for. This usually happens even if you don't work. Life doesn't care about you, life is cruel, you know.

Should you step away from the civilization?

#6 Bonus Water

#6 Bonus Water This is good, since you won't be able to drink alcohol as much as when you were still a teenager, water is a healthier option.

#6 Bonus Water This is good, since you won't be able to drink alcohol as much as when you were still a teenager, water is a healthier option. So say goodbye to that 70% absinthe!

#7 Bonus Medicine

#7 Bonus Medicine Yes, now you finally know that there are some diseases that can't be cured easily.

#7 Bonus Medicine Yes, now you finally know that there are some diseases that can't be cured easily. All you can do is prolong your life by drinking prescriptions from your doctor.

#7 Bonus Medicine Yes, now you finally know that there are some diseases that can't be cured easily. All you can do is prolong your life by drinking prescriptions from your doctor. Your wallet sometimes can still bleed like hell, though.

#8 Bonus Talks

#8 Bonus Talks You will be popular, don't worry.

#8 Bonus Talks You will be popular, don't worry. There will be people talking about you behind your back.

#8 Bonus Talks You will be popular, don't worry. There will be people talking about you behind your back. You're like a celebrity, with a lot of hot gossips.

Probably because the people who talk about you don't have the same interesting life as you do, you know.

#9 Bonus Comments

#9 Bonus Comments An infinite resources, you will never stop getting it.

#9 Bonus Comments An infinite resources, you will never stop getting it. You will get a lot of comments about your life, about how you should live in this world.

#9 Bonus Comments An infinite resources, you will never stop getting it. You will get a lot of comments about your life, about how you should live in this world. Why is this infinite?

Because you will still receive them, even if you don't need them.

#10 Bonus Capacity for the Sh*tbox

#10 Bonus Capacity for the Sh*tbox Part of being mature, are being able to handle all kinds of sh*ts in this life.

#10 Bonus Capacity for the Sh*tbox Part of being mature, are being able to handle all kinds of sh*ts in this life. You will get stronger and stronger, because you're faced with sh*theads every day, in many kinds of form.

You will finally develop a tolerance, that's why your sh*tbox will become bigger and bigger every time.

Thank you for reading, hope this sh*thead won't make you afraid of young-adulthood :)

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