Evan469: need to ask you something.
ReallArianaGrande: one sec. talking to @taylorswift13
ReallArianaGrande what's up??
Evan469: promise you won't get mad?
ReallArianaGrande LOL ya
Evan469: been talking to my friends
Evan469: they don't think ur really Ariana :-(
ReallArianaGrande: Hold on. @MileyCyrus is at the door
Evan469: say hi for me
ReallArianaGrande: k I'm back
Evan469: what did Miley want?
ReallArianaGrande: she asked if she should stick to country or go back to pop
Evan469: she drove to your house to ask that?
Evan469 are you sure you're not a catfish?
ReallArianaGrande: why would i lie?
Evan469: idk. just don't understand why you'd want me
Evan469: ur a huge pop star. I'm a garbage man from West Virginia
ReallArianaGrande: opposite's attract
Evan469: how come we never talk on the phone?
ReallArianaGrande: I'm shy. you know that already
Evan469: But you don’t seem shy at all. You did all those impressions on Fallon
ReallArianaGrande Brb @harry_styles came over to watch 13 Reasons Why
@Evan469: Why do you call your friends by their twitter handles? It’s weird.
@Evan469 Will you send me a picture? So i know you’re not lying?
ReallArianaGrande OMG you’re so paranoid Evan
ReallArianaGrande: When you said you were taking Maddie to the dentist did I ask for a pic? NOOO I believed you cuz I trust you
Evan469: Taking my little cousin to the dentist isn’t the same as watching Netflix with One Direction.
Evan469: It said on TMZ that ur dating Pete Davidson.
ReallArianaGrande: Just rumors.
Evan469: You guys were walking out of Jamba Juice together. It was on video.
ReallArianaGrande: Your paranoia is stressing me out Evan.
ReallArianaGrande: I can’t take it anymore.
ReallArianaGrande: It's over
Evan469: Wait! What? I’m sorry. I’ll stop asking questions.
RealAriannaGrande: Goodbye Evan. I’ll treasure the time we spent together.
Evan469: But we didn’t spend any...
ReallArianaGrande: I have to go. @ladygaga’s waiting in the kitchen.